Some of the best things in the world come in threes: Bears, Little Pigs, Blind Mice…

All very cute.

Very sweet…

Sitting together in a forest clearing…

Like a Lewis Carroll picnic...

Pigs

Until these happy forest creatures hear something coming towards them through the trees with a sound like snapping roots…

And big black boots…

boots

They begin to turn and flee…

But it is already too late…

It’s something huge…

Rolling towards them like the rock in Raiders of the Lost Arc…

Crushing everything in its path…

It’s huge, black, cylindrical…

O my God…!

waterfall

The scene is shattered as the massive object comes crashing into the clearing…

It detonates right in the middle of them…

Sending fur flying in every direction…

Shrieks of protest…

And the Mashing of Mice…

Forest smoke

Then All is Still…

Quiet returns to the forest…

And when the dust settles we see three new objects in the clearing…

And by golly, they look juicy!

vo-tin

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Introducing the new Vaping Outlaws Taster Tin

Three of the most outrageous e-liquids ever assembled

A real Rogues’ Gallery

Now in a Limited Edition Taster Tin

Run With The Outlaws...

Mayhem

14 Fruits!

An explosion of 14 fruits - that really is Mayhem! The recipe might be secret, but the result will keep you coming back begging for more!

Moonshine

Strawberry / Menthol

Rumoured to be created by the light of the silvery moon, Moonshine cuts a sharp balance between sweet strawberry and cool menthol. Go howl at the Moon!

Jawbreaker

Hard Candy / Tropical Fruit

A snap of tough candy followed by a kick of tropical fruit, Jawbreaker will leave your mouth hanging open! OMG...


Please Note

No small animals were injured during the making of this blog… yet!

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